well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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