we have officially lost it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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