I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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