I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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