if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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