I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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