rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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