Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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