I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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