Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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