It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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