I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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