Whod you bang
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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