People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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