but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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