yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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