the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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