hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The power of my boobs compel you
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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