Sponge bath it is.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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