so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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