Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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