so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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