Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Still dying that you shit outside
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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