Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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