So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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