Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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