That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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