why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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