take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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