Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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