Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in