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(504): View more from Louisiana

idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

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dude, i think you're in initiation!

(504): View more from Louisiana

shit. that's not good.

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(504): idk, it's all black and i hear low talking... (1-504): dude, i think you're in initiation! (504): shit. that's not good. http://tfl.nu/abg7

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(817): View more from Texas

Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

(817): View more from Texas

I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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(817): Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house. (405): Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box. (817): I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift. http://tfl.nu/erp5

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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(203): so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave http://tfl.nu/bg5d

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.

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(405): Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am. http://tfl.nu/ox2k

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(702): View more from Nevada

She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.

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(702): She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed. http://tfl.nu/1h0x

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(954): View more from Florida

You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.

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(954): You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/e9kk

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(812): For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor http://tfl.nu/nslr

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(347): View more from New York

It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.

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(347): It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency. http://tfl.nu/gkum

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(201): View more from New Jersey

No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

You're a rent hooker.

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(201): No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both. (1-201): You're a rent hooker. http://tfl.nu/wbsz

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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(503): since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either http://tfl.nu/9xmp

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.

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(318): Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius. http://tfl.nu/se02

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(618): View more from Illinois

College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.

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This is true but you can't really get fired from college

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(618): College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one. (1-618): This is true but you can't really get fired from college http://tfl.nu/z0cp

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(707): View more from California

After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.

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(707): After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage. http://tfl.nu/9jeb

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(204): View more from Manitoba

So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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(204): So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you" http://tfl.nu/y1sq

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(410): View more from Maryland

Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong

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(410): Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong http://tfl.nu/3qt9

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