if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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