I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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