I think I am morally bankrupt
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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