i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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