Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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