belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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