just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Green mimosas i think yes
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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