i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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