Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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