I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.