youre lurking in front of me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I love having hate sex.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Randomize
