i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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