the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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