he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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