it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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