It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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