why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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