went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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