the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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