I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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