Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You made out with two different species that night
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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