Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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