I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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