So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Welp...herpes.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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