I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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