How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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